1990-03-08 Messenger - “Baptism by Fire and Flood” by Ann Stalcup

“Baptism by Fire and Flood”

by Ann Stalcup
Art by Jody Roberts

An Ode to Topanga


In June 1967, we purchased a small home in the valley behind the Topanga Feed Bin, an area known as the “Snake Pit” The previous evening we had looked at a house overlooking Paradise Cove, priced at $55,000. The asking price of $5,500 for the Rodeo Grounds house sounded more appropriate to our modest teacher salaries.
 
Like most of the older Topanga homes, the room size was rather inconsistent. The living room measured nine feet by nine feet. The spare bedroom was twenty-two feet square. The only heating was a pot-bellied Franklin stove in the spare bedroom. The exterior walls were covered with asphalt shingles. When we tried to buy suitable outdoor paint, we were told, “It can’t have asphalt walls!” But it did!
 
The garden, filled with banana trees, splashes of magenta bougainvillea, birds of paradise, ginger blossoms, poinsettias, hibiscus, avocado trees, purple morning glories and towering bamboo, was like a scene from a Gauguin or Rousseau painting. Every spring, the dirt lane beside the house was thickly covered with a carpet of nasturtiums in brilliant shades of orange.
 
We should have known that it wasn’t really paradise! On our first weekend at “Little House” as we fondly called it, a barefoot teenager drifted by on horseback. “Did you know that your house floods every winter?” she asked with a self-satisfied smirk. It didn’t flood that first winter however, so we were able to convince ourselves that our teenage “soothsayer” was just indulging in a little wishful thinking.
 
But, in early 1969 we had three twenty- four inch floods in a two month period. Two feet doesn’t sound like much, but it’s enough to float a bed, and when you're located at the mouth of the Creek, the deluge of flood water brings with it a wall of debris all the way from the top of Topanga. By our fifth flood in 1974, we had become totally blasé. We had drilled one inch holes in the floor, hopefully not big enough for snakes to enter, although we anticipated the occasional frog! The holes enabled us to hose off our carpeting which was now floatable grass matting, and hose down walls, floors and furniture. We became experts at piling almost everything we owned on top of two large tables. Our cat learned how to find safety in a drawer. Our dog learned how to relax on a floating bed. It took five floods to reach this level of organization! But all of this comes much later.
 
In January ’69, the weather was so bad, it was obvious that a flood was inevitable. The rain, at its most torrential, lasted over a week. In the middle of the night, on the second Saturday of continuous rain, our dog woke us barking rather hysterically. The toilets were making a loud gurgling noise and the carpeting was afloat! We couldn’t believe that we had slept so soundly. Now, twenty years later, in my home high on a hill, my stomach still goes into a tight knot at every first drop of rain!
 
We got busy stacking our furniture and clothes higher and higher. It was pitch dark. The water was icy cold. A thick fence around the property was acting as a fairly efficient filter, preventing the mud from being too thick. When the water was a foot deep, we went back to bed. It was the driest place to be. The water level seemed to be stationary. At 5 a.m. we realized that the bed was floating. The water was considerably deeper. We got dressed (as best we could on a moving bed), gathered up pillows, blankets and dog and left the house. The icy water was up to my armpits. The night was still pitch black. It felt as if dawn would never come.
 
We climbed the hill behind the house and reached the home of an ex-colleague of my husband’s. Within 30 minutes there were forty other refugees huddled together in the same living room; some were dressed, some were in night clothes, some were wrapped in drapes. It was the only house in the area above water level.
 
As dawn finally broke, we fed everyone a huge breakfast, then looked down on a scene of utter devastation. Some of the homes were filled with solid mud up to the second story. In fact, some homeowners lived upstairs from then on. It was easier than shoveling out the mud! We had been lucky. Water damage was considerable, but there was little solid mud. Once we’d discarded the carpet, clean up and repainting were tedious but possible.
 
The most immediate problem was that we were cut off The rain had stopped, but the pretty tree-lined stream was now a wide raging river. Massive sycamores and a great many cars had been swept out to sea. We had no electricity, no water, and there wasn’t a single functional toilet in the neighborhood. Two long-overdue pregnant young women were helicoptered out, but the rest of us stayed. No one could close their front door. They had been swept open, then propped open by the muddy flood waters. We were all afraid of vandalism. Since Benedict Canyon was flooded that same weekend, its “poor relation”, Rodeo Grounds, got little publicity, sympathy or protection.
 
That first morning the men went from house to house checking that power supplies were turned off, and in our case, placing bedding and clothing over the high beams to dry. We had phones, but no one we talked to could quite visualize the situation as it really was. Since we had no access to civilization by foot or car, we had no way to get supplies. Our road and suspended bridge were long gone.
 
A sheriff’s posse rigged up a stretcher on cables across the raging stream. Those who wanted to leave were hauled across. It was at best a precarious escape route. When they announced that their rescue mission was over, some resourceful natives replaced the stretcher with an egg shaped hanging basket chair. The sheriffs men were persuaded to leave their cables.
 
The women went to work by pulling themselves across the stream in this basket for many weeks. When the stream had subsided a little, the men all bought themselves waders, but the current remained too swift and treacherous for the women to cope with. Spirits remained high throughout the whole ordeal as well as the two additional floods we had that spring. The stream crossing was our greatest inconvenience. No matter how careful you were, you always emerged filthy at the other end, besides which, you had to wait for the arrival of a neighbor to pull you across with the cable.
 
For a very long time we showered at friends’ homes en route to our teaching jobs. Friends did our laundry and we picked up home cooked meals at other homes. We still had a house, yet for a long time it was just a “roof over our heads”. It wasn’t a home. We had no electricity for two months. Two bachelors were sharing our roof Their home higher up the Canyon had split in half. The Canyon itself was closed. For our dog, a mud lover, it was the happiest time of his life!
 
We threw a “Thank You for Helping Us During the Floods” party when our garden had almost returned to its exotic splendor, now enhanced by an abundance of swamp- loving white calla lilies. It was the best party we have ever given for the best friends we’ve ever had.
 
Our toilet never really recovered. As fast as the septic tank was pumped, it filled up again. An ancient spring, activated by one of the three floods that Spring, appeared in our garden. It never left. If the toilet refused to flush for a guest, our innocent faces and our, “It doesn’t flush? Whatever could be wrong5” gave them no clue to our ongoing anxiety. We even had a six month period with a camping toilet in a tent in the garden!
 
A segment for a TV series was later filmed at our house. The TV script, describing our much loved home as a “freaky little pad,” offended us briefly, but nothing could spoil our pleasure in our environment for long. Even after five devastating floods we wouldn’t have exchanged our six and a half years at “Little House” for anything.
 
Our last autumn (1973) in the house began with a very severe Topanga Canyon fire. Back fires were set around the perimeter of our yard. It saved the house but nothing on the hillsides. The firemen told us that the next flood would sweep away every house in the valley. We knew that no matter what the outcome, it would be the last flood that we could mentally or physically tolerate. Our, by then valuable, art collection was put into storage in a friend’s garage as a precaution. Finally in early January, 1974, the rains came, we calmly dismantled our Christmas tree, stacked our furniture, and left the rising waters for the last time. A phone call to a friend asking “When you said we could stay with you the next time we flooded, did you mean it?” gave us a bed until we found an apartment.
 
Now, I can never think of our Rodeo Grounds home without a kaleidoscope of images: dirt roads, bare feet, horses, dogs, nasturtiums, a once idyllic stream, and some of the most wonderful people we have ever been privileged to know. And then there were die frogs. Night after night they would climb our windows and freeze there, spread- eagled. They were wonderful watch dogs. They croaked and croaked but were totally silent the moment somebody approached.
 
I feel now that I have the best of both worlds. Having grown up in England with a magnificent water view, it had always been my dream to have a similar view as an adult We live on a hilltop in Malibu with a wide ocean view, so I achieved my dream. But I teach in Topanga, and have done so for the last few years. The joy I feel as I drive along Saddle Peak every morning gives me a “high” that would be hard to beat I have my water view, but I have my beloved Topanga too. What could be better! I feel as if my life has come full circle in the best possible way.

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Ann Stalcup, Malibu resident and Topanga Elementary School teacher, was inspired to tell her story by the Messenger’s 10th anniversary flood issue.

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